February 2024, I coined the term “pooposcopy” as I thought it was funny, and it made it easier to talk about what was looming on my...

I have given up sugar many times, which means I’m not very good at giving up sugar. It usually begins with a visit to my doctor. He never...

I have an almost infinite list of Things I Will Never Do. I will never run for political office. I will never again do karaoke (I did it...

Prince came to live with me in Xmas 1984 (or maybe '85), via the kind of cassette tape you could pick up for a couple of pounds at any...